Из профессионального:
A TM (tour manager – прим. мое), lampy and sound guy are walking along the beach after soundcheck. Washed up on the sand is a bottle. Examining it together, a genie pops out. “Well guys, you get three wishes, that’s one each” he says.
“Anything we want?” asks the lighting guy.
“Anything you damn want”, answers the genie.
“Well, I would like to be on my own Jamaican island, with a field of grade-A dope growing, with my own golf course and three bisexual girlfriends who all look like porn stars, plus a million bucks in the bank”. And POOF! In a puff of smoke, the lampy dissapears.
“Jesus. H. Christ”, says the astonished sound guy, “I guess I want to be on my own 120 foot yacht, fully crewed, in the Mediterranean, with a trunk full of diamonds, and a magic fridge that is always full of beer”. POOF! In a puff of smoke, he’s gone.
The genie turns to the tour manager. “I want both those assholes back here in five minutes” he says.
Анекдот ничего не напоминает? “Ящик водки и этих двоих обратно!” 
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